Omnipotent Voiceover: Welcome to Angels & Kings, the gateway to eternal nightlife bliss.
Terrified Patron: T-t-thank you. Can I wear these shoes?
OV: There’s no dress code! We’re aqua-sock friendly.
TP: Sweet! Is the space comfortable?
OV: It’s heavenly — designed like a loungey living room with rustic barn wood and vintage furniture. Feels just like home. Except for the stage.
TP: Stage?!
OV: Live karaoke Wednesdays and random performances by visiting artists, baby. Ballers like Jay-Z hang at the AK in NYC. You never know who’ll show up.
TP: David Schwimmer?!
OV: Perhaps. It’s headed up by Pete Wentz and the dudes behind LBC, Empire Liquors, and Five Star. Talk about cred. But you can’t come in.
TP: Huh?
OV: It’s 8 a.m., cowboy. Gotta wait ’til the doors open.
TP: Ungodly!
OV: Touche.
Angels & Kings, 710 North Clark Street, between Superior and Huron Streets (312-482-8600 or angelsandkingschicago.com).