When eHarmony failed, they settled for destiny. This is their story.

Blade: I don’t do laundry. I think foosball is sexy.

Tiffany: I’m into couture and Kobe. I clean my cleaning supplies.

Blade: I never thought I’d meet, let alone date, a girl like Tiffany. Until I went to Blue 13.

Tiffany: I went to the new River North resto for the upscale cuisine.

Blade: I went for the rock ’n’ roll vibe. The chef/co-owner, Chris Curren, has a bod full of ink! Gnarly.

Tiffany: And he can cook. The duck confit, oyster shooters, and lobster pizza are divine.

Blade: The weekend brunch menu really soaks up the brewskies — hangover burgers, fresh fruit sushi, steak and egg on acid, and mango pancake stacks.

Tiffany: We locked eyes over that sushi.

Blade: You had me at the roe, girl.

Blue 13, 416 West Ontario Street, between Erie and Ohio Streets (312-787-1400 or blue13chicago.com).