A nightclub throbs with music.
Dieter: Klaus, are ve dancing? (Umste, umste, umste.)
Klaus: Ya, ve dance. Vy novun else is? (Umste, umste, umste.)
D: Maybe zey have not yet discovered zee right dance vear.
K: Zeir clothes have become tiresome. How come zey don’t check out Umsteigen?
D: Klaus! You said Umsteigen. Sounds like zee music!
K: Har, har, Dieter. Zee hoodie vit birds looks hot on zee dance floor.
D: Ya. And dis CamelBlues hoodie is a-ma-zing.
K: Dieter? Do ve look like girls in zese clothes?
D: Who cares, Klaus. You look hot. Ve dance. (Umste, umste, umste.)
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