The frat guy kept score. The writer narrated. And the politico called out Hillary’s name every time he climaxed.
You’d swear off dating entirely if you weren’t such a sucker for wine and flowers.
Sign up for A.Vision Chicago’s new Wine and Flower club and you’ll never have to suffer through another coital indignity again.
Each month you get a vintage from A.Vision’s extensive collection paired with its perfect petal complement. The effect is extra sensory and even emotional. Chamomile and Lafon Macon Chardonnay create calm; pink protea and Snow Maiden Sake are known to make you sassy.
Choose either the Bud (one red or white, one stem), the Blossom (one red, one white, two stems), or the Bouquet (one red, one white, one bouquet).
Sure, blooms wilt.
But not as quickly as frat guys.
A.Vision Chicago, 910 North Damen Avenue, between Iowa and Walton Streets (773-227-5700 or avisionchicago.com).