Why did the bambino cross the road?

To get to Threadless Kids, opening today in Wicker Park. The shop sells mini versions (sizes newborn to 12 years) of the brand’s graphic-printed apparel that’s designed and then voted on by the public.

Browse comfy cotton onesies, “hoodsies” (a hoodie-onesie hybrid), and tees — all made in limited quantities. Also up for grabs: nursery decor, including Blik wall decals and original prints of popular Threadless designs.

A coloring corner stocked with wall-mounted drawing pads and crayons keeps kiddies occupied.

It’s all worth a trip to the other side.

Threadless Kids, 1905 West Division Street, at Wolcott Avenue (773-698-7042 or threadlesskids.com).

EAT
GoPicnic
What: Locally made prepacked meals for kids come stocked with healthy bites (organic crackers, applesauce, turkey sticks, and more).
Why: Bunches of lunches.
When: In the picnic of time.
Where: Online at gopicnic.com.

DONATE
Maternity Clothing Drive
What: For every piece of gently worn maternity apparel you bring in, you get 10 percent off one new item. Donated clothing goes to New Moms for impoverished expectant mothers.
Why: Mom’s the word.
When: Thru Nov. 26. Mon.-Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Kickin’, 2142 W. Roscoe St., at Hamilton Ave. (773-281-6577).

JINGLE
Stinky Pants Holiday Shopping Event
What: Sip champagne and hot chocolate while you shop holiday collections from Misha Lulu, Chase ’n Sky, and more.
Why: Yule love it.
When: Fri., 10 a.m.-9 p.m.
Where: 844 W. Armitage Ave., at Dayton St. (773-281-4002).