Online - December 08, 2008

Sweet Action

H Bark Confections Now Online

Concerned citizens, beware of a new addiction afflicting the young and old alike. It goes by the name of H Bark.

It was once restricted to the Los Angeles area where the small family operation Bakesale runs the streets, but authorities have confirmed that it is now available online (that’s just the H Bark, people) and can be shipped anywhere in the continental U.S.

Those most at risk have a predisposition for finding graham crackers slathered with an intoxicating concoction of toffee and chocolate, then often topped with candy and/or nuts — incredibly delicious.

Look for the warning signs. Is your loved one no longer interested in cupcakes, brownies, candy, or cookies? Does he become despondent when other types of sugary sweets are discussed? If and when H Bark is in her possession, does she refuse to share?

We urge you to take a bite out of crime.

Available online at bakesaleonline.com.

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