Whenever you go to the market, your tot cries wee-wee-wee until you come home.

But not if you’ve hired This Little Piggy nanny service.

Owner Megan Brinkmeyer offers over 300 job candidates whom she has personally interviewed and checked references on. Packages vary depending whether you need regular help or just an occasional sitter.

Brinkmeyer has a knack for networking and making perfect matches (her nickname is The Nanny Pimp), so if your kiddo has colic, diabetes, or just a raging case of diaper rash, she’ll put the right person on the job.

And that’s swine and dandy.

This Little Piggy (312-622-6167 or thislittlepiggygr.com).

GROOVE
Rogers Park Boogie
What: Family party kicks New Year’s Eve off with dancing and a DJ.
Why: Five, 4, 3, 2, fun.
When: Wed., 4-8 p.m.
Where: Gale Park Fieldhouse, 1610 W. Howard St., at Ashland Ave. (773-307-8557).

DRINK
Tilty Cup
What: Nontoxic sippy’s angular design makes it easy to swig from.
Why: Thirst come, thirst served.
When: You’re in the flow.
Where: Online at tiltycup.com.

NOSH
John’s Place Family Nights
What: Take the brood for dinner and enjoy tableside magic, a balloon animal artist, and make-your-own sundaes.
Why: Eat and be merry.
When: Sun., 5:30-7:30 p.m.
Where: 1200 W. Webster Ave., at Racine Ave. (773-525-6670).