Chicago - February 27, 2009

Do the Humpty Hump

The Kinky Llama Sex Toy Delivery

Warning: explicit verbiage. Excessive use of sexual speak. Read at your own risk.

Violet wanted the world (the whole world). The Beatles want you (so bad).

You want nipple clamps. And you want them now.

Ask and you shall receive. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, The Kinky Llama sex toy delivery service brings the goods, the bads, and the nasties to your doorstep in less than an hour.

Cowboy needs ridin’? The Llama’s got you covered (in latex, no less). Bum need pluggin’? No biggie (pun intended). Does Sweetie need a spankin’? Done and done. Whatever your pleasure, you’ll double your fun. From vibrators and bondage to condoms and role-playing gear, the possibilities are endless.

All orders come in plain, unmarked packages for maximum ambiguity.

You don’t want to end up a humpty-dumpty.

The Kinky Llama, 535 North Ashland Avenue, at Ohio Street, second floor (312-738-0406 or kinkyllama.com).