Ask again later. Better not tell you. Cannot predict now. Stop asking the Magic 8-Ball when you’re going to pop and get prepared.

Relieve
Alleviate morning sickness, sciatica, and heartburn with acupuncture at The Nest (4650 North Rockwell Street; 773-267-0248) or schedule a prenatal aromatherapy massage with Jennifer Barron-Fishman of Sweet Pea’s Yoga & Massage at Community Chiropractic (1442 West Belmont Avenue; 773-248-9642).

Learn
Ensure your little peanut will be protected: Take the infant CPR and safety class at Be By Baby (1654 West Roscoe Street; 773-404-2229).

Pose
Belly up to the lens of Ukie Village photographer Fernanda Schwartz, whose ethereal shots of expecting mamas make great keepsakes.

Wear
No clothes that fit? Try dresses and blouses from new Italian label Menonove (Kickin’, 2142 West Roscoe Street; 773-281-6577). With sweet prints, ruffles, and sashes, they deliver the goods.

And soon you will, too.

Photo Credit: The Nest

ENROLL
Sign, Say & Play
What: Parents and babes learn communication gestures at the six-week class with a speech pathologist.
Why: Give yourself a helping hand.
When: Book now for spring session beginning Mar. 26.
Where: Mother Me, 3717 N. Ravenswood Ave., at Waveland Ave., ste. 213. Register online at babysignsprogram.com or call 773-728-6501.

TAP
Maple Syrup Festival
What: See how the sweet stuff’s made, stroll through the sugar bush, hear storytellers, and create toy spinners and necklaces to take home.
Why: You ain’t afraid of the bark.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: North Park Village Nature Center, 5801 N. Pulaski Rd., at Peterson Ave. (312-744-5472).

READ
123 Chicago
What: New counting book features local icons (Chi-style hot dogs, the El train, Sears Tower).
Why: It’s a numbers game.
When: You want a perfect ten.
Where: Twosided, 2958 N. Clark St., at Wellington Ave. (773-244-6431).