Static of police scanner.

Cop: There’s suspicious activity in Bucktown.

Sergeant: A streaker at Flash Taco?

Cop: No. People are carrying boxes into the kids’ shop Psycho Baby. There are pictures of half-naked babies on ’em, Sarge. This looks like a job for special ops.

Sergeant: Take it easy, Officer Quickdraw. It’s a diaper drive. You drop off boxes of diapers and the store donates them to Association House.

Cop: The nonprofit that helps disadvantaged families?

Sergeant: Yep. And get this — for every box you give, Psycho Baby takes 10 percent off your purchase. Or you can simply donate money online toward the purchase of diapers.

Cop: Phew. It’s all for a great cause.

Sergeant: Yes. Be sure to leak the news.

Psycho Baby, 1630 North Damen Avenue, at North Avenue, Bucktown (773-772-2815). Donations taken in-store through June 30. To donate money online, go to psychobabyonline.com/diaper-drive.

BUY
Nat & Helens
What: Cyber shop for organic baby and toddler goods opens a brick-and-mortar store in Lakeview.
Why: DailyCandy Kids readers get 25 percent off nonsale items in-store and online.
When: Thru June 7. Store hours, Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 3125 N. Broadway St., at Briar Pl., Lakeview (773-525-4030); online at natandhelens.com. For the discount, mention DailyCandy Kids at checkout or use code dckids online.

MAKE BELIEVE
PJ Adventures
What: Drop off the kiddos (ages 3-5) for a superhero-themed night of pretend play, crafts, yoga, and pizza.
Why: It’s a jammie jam.
When: Fri., 5:30-8 p.m.
Where: Bubbles Academy, 1504 N. Fremont St., at Blackhawk St., Lincoln Park. Reservations (required) at 312-944-7677.

GROOVE
Zoo Tunes
What: Summer concert series kicks off with performances by Dino Rock (costumed characters playing dinosaur-themed songs) and Alex and the Kaleidoscope Band (African and South American rhythms).
Why: Shake that diapered butt.
When: Sun. Dino Rock, noon & 2 p.m.; Alex, 1 & 3 p.m.
Where: Brookfield Zoo, 31st St. & First Ave., Brookfield (708-688-8000).