Amelia Bedelia: Hiya, Ellen! Pray tell, do you have any hobbies?Ellen Bunch: I garden sit, Amelia.AB: Will you sit for me?EB: Indeed! See you tomorrow.The next day …EB: What on earth are you doing?AB: I’ve made the garden as comfortable as possible. Blankets, books, and a week’s supply of food and drink. Sit down!EB: No offense, Amelia, but you’re a moron. There’s no actual sitting involved: I tend to people’s gardens when they leave town. I even add compost to brighten things up.AB: You don’t get paid to squash flowers with your butt?EB: Nope. I’m an Illinois Master Gardener and a previous employee of Brooklyn Botanical Gardens. Like a botanical encyclopedia, I’m knowledgeable about planting, sowing seeds, and more.AB: I’ll get a needle and thread in that case.EB: You’re a thorn in my side.For more information, to go more-organics.com.