Dear farmer,

How’s the dell? Wish it was closer. My little string bean would love the pick of your crop.

Sincerely,
Patti McFresh

Dear Patti,

Fruits and veggies are on their way to you via Ripe Organics. The new family-owned business selects primo sustainable produce from certified organic growers across Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan, and delivers it to your door in reusable boxes. Menus change weekly with everything from puree-friendly pears and potatoes to bok choy and radishes. Through easy online ordering, you choose your box size ($26-$56) and delivery frequency (weekly or every other week).

Translate the goodies into healthy, family-friendly dishes with the help of the website, which lists recipes for treats like banana nut bread and broccoli stir-fry.

Gotta scram. I’m taking a wife today.

Best,
Farmer

Ripe Organics (224-221-1289 or ripeorganics.com).

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