Let’s be frank: Being single on V-Day blows. Our suggestion? Go to the nearest bar and try some of these pickup lines on for size.

Squeaky Queen
“This place makes me feel dirty. What say we go home and clean up?” Seal the deal with dirty linens ($63).

“You’re swell. I could just eat you up.” Try it on an adorable plate ($24).

Bless the Accessory
“When I look at you, I see stripes.” Go gaga for a striped backpack ($58) or his and hers socks ($32, $8).

“My life just flashed before my eyes. You were in it.” You’re fated for a fortune cookie coin purse ($45). It’s back-ordered, but, like love, it’s worth the wait.

“I’m in the market for new accessories. Interested?” He’ll look spiffy with a tie clip ($38). She’ll shine with a crystal prism ring ($240).

Whore for Decor “I like your poker face … poker face.” Play your cards right with a Joker deck ($9.50). “My, you’re otherworldly.” Sail away together with a nautical pillow ($70). Perhaps you’ll end up in Paris ($60).

Photos: Courtesy of CarefulPeach; Courtesy of Diana Eng; Courtesy of Binth

	Find 45 more ways to set their hearts aflutter in our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.