Let’s be frank: Being single on V-Day blows. Our suggestion? Go to the nearest bar and try some of these pickup lines on for size.
“This place makes me feel dirty. What say we go home and clean up?” Seal the deal with dirty linens ($63).
“You’re swell. I could just eat you up.” Try it on an adorable plate ($24).
“My life just flashed before my eyes. You were in it.” You’re fated for a fortune cookie coin purse ($45). It’s back-ordered, but, like love, it’s worth the wait.
Whore for Decor
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