Chicago Spring 2011 Wedding Guide

Deep Thoughts (on Love) by Jack Candy

Sometimes when I imagine my wedding, I picture my mom at the altar instead of my bride, and things get weird. But then I think about how much I love my mom. It wouldn’t be so bad.

Deep Thoughts (on Love) by Jack Candy Cake doesn’t taste as good as steak. But it rhymes, so I’ll eat it. I know there’s a difference between stationary and stationery. But why bother? I just say cards. Eating is a lot like going to the bathroom, except there’s less effort involved. A wise man once said, “Get a wedding planner, you @$$hole.” Whenever I see awkward photos of myself, I just feel lucky that I’m not awkward and ugly. Before I stop and smell the flowers, I usually wake up and smell the coffee. Sweets clog your arteries, but you can’t see them, so it’s not THAT big a deal. Sometimes exposed brick makes me feel exposed. But then I have to remind myself that the brick is the one that’s vulnerable.
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