Wanna play? Tickets to Monday night performances at the Royal Court Theatre are only £10.

The Royal Court Theatre, Sloane Square, SW1W 8AS (020 7565 5000 or royalcourttheatre.com).

Skip the chip on your shoulder for a chip on your plate: Have a bite from Fish House.

Fish House, 126-128 Lauriston Road, E9 7LH (020 8533 3327 or fishouse.co.uk).

Sidestep your troubles and enjoy a walking tour of London for £9.

London Walks (020 7624 3978 or walks.com).

Remember when all it took to have a good time was a few friends and your imagination? Skip down to the V&A Museum of Childhood for some wholesome (and free) fun.

V&A Museum of Childhood, Cambridge Heath Road, E2 9PA (020 8983 5200 or museumofchildhood.org.uk).

Get your piece of the pie at Mulberry Street. The classic Margherita pizza is £7.55.

Mulberry Street, 84 Westbourne Grove, W2 5RT (020 7313 6789 or mulberrystreet.co.uk).

If you refuse to sink, you can take a swim for £6. Tooting Bec Lido, the largest freshwater pool in England, is open to the public from May 19 to September 30.

Tooting Bec Lido, Tooting Bec Road, SW16 1RU (020 8871 7198 or wandsworth.gov.uk).

Who needs gold when you can catch a flick on the silver screen at the Prince Charles Cinema for £6.50 and up.

Prince Charles Cinema, 7 Leicester Place, WC2H 7BY (020 7494 3654 or princecharlescinema.com).

Not satisfied? Have your say every Sunday afternoon at Speakers’ Corner, on the northeast edge of Hyde Park near the Marble Arch entrance. Or listen to others deliver their passionate views for free.

Speakers’ Corner, Hyde Park, W2 2UH (speakerscorner.net).