You’d think a sophisticated animal such as your feline would know how to use the toilet by now. She can — with a little help from CitiKitty. Fill the shallow plastic pan with litter and place it on your toilet. Week by week, remove one of the inner rings, gradually reducing the overall coverage and amount of litter.

Available at citikitty.com, $30.

If we didn’t know better, we’d swear the upcycled bamboo bobber was designed by a cat suffering from PTSD. (Note the jangling charms and German shepherd bait.)

Available at digsshowroom.com, $12.

A crazy cat lady you are not. A minimal-mod waste box is right at home with owners who appreciate smart decor as much as viral kitten videos.

Available at moderncatdesigns.com, $129.

Catnip is kitty crack, and these all-natural toys are a perfect delivery. We watched Whiskers bat one around and wished there was just one thing in the world that made us that happy.

Available at themodernpet.com, $5.50.

Indulge your nesting instinct with Hepper Pod pet beds. Designer Jed Crystal’s animal-resting spot is as sleek as it is cozy.

Available at shop.hepper.com, $110.

Cleaning up after Mittens is a dirty job, but it doesn’t need to look like it. Available in pop brights, the snazzy ModKat litter box keeps the mess out of sight.

Available at modko.com, $180.

Like Kittysville uses retro fabrics for its customizable, pop-inspired cat chaise lounges.

Available at etsy.com, $79-$91.

The nap bins have removable fleece lining and a sleek wicker design sure to suit any feline with a penchant for catching zzz’s in your laundry basket.

Available at us.mungoandmaud.com, $112-$123.

There’s never been any doubt that Mr. Whiskers is the cat’s meow. Interchangeable gingham, satin, and polka-dot bows are only fitting.

Available at etsy.com, $25.

We’re tempted to fill a whole basket with these birds or hang them from a tree. But if Mr. Miyagi has his way, he’ll keep the darling catnip-filled toys to himself. Each one is made from an old wool sweater.

Available at etsy.com, $15.

Crackers loves to play hide-and-seek, and this hollowed-out pillow will be his new favorite hiding spot. Handmade of a durable, fade-resistant fabric, the cover zips right off so you can toss it in the wash.

Available by email order (franklin@sehorsch.com), $179. To see styles, go to sehorsch.com.

Before Bing Clawsby wreaks havoc on your universe, let him play Godzilla to his own. The Cats Attack cityscape scratcher provides kitty with an acceptable place to get his scratch on.

Available at uncommongoods.com, $30.

Finally see eye to eye with old sourpuss, thanks to Brooklyn designer Akemi Tanaka’s ingenious wall-mounted cat bed. The curved wood bed looks good while saving you precious floor space.

Available at supermarkethq.com, $200.

Lisa Marie Norton, a Michigan-based graphic designer, creates noncutesy five-by-seven portraits of your dog, cat, bird, bunny, iguana, turtle, or snake. You supply her with photos; she takes pen to paper and colors it in digitally. The depictions are modern, cartoony, and a little Japanesey.

Available at etsy.com, $60.

You say: “They just won’t learn to catch their own kibble crumbs and water dribbles.” We say: “There’s always obedience school. And this dish.”

Available at hepper.com, $39.

Chin up for anyone who’s lost a beloved pet. Simple wood boxes can be customized using collar tags, carvings, and bits from treasured toys.

Available at byandbymemorials.com, $100-$130.

You like a little wow in your life, so why wouldn’t your pet? Crafted of plastic in three soft colors, Pei Pod is an egg-cellent bed for small dogs, cats, and even rabbits. That’s right, a rabbit. In a pastel egg. Think about it.

Available at peipod.com, $130.

Madame Fifi deserves the best. So don’t serve her meals in a grungy bowl. Invest in Doca Pet’s modern contraptions that come in fetching colors.

Available at docapet.com, $30-$188.