He’s your dad. Your husband. Your brother. He’s a golf-playing, sharp-shooting, perpetually poor-dressed, hi-def addict. He’s a lover and a fighter and would pull an all-nighter for you any day of the week. He’s your bud. And he deserves a ...

On a flight back from L.A., you’re jolted from sleep by someone kicking your seat.

You turn around and flash “the look” to a 6-year-old perp. The kicking continues.

You turn around once more, give another look, and sigh for effect.

Gather your friends; this weekend has benefits.

SEE
Streets of Chicago
What: Sine Qua Non Salons’s fourth annual hair and fashion show unveils styles from Jeff Millbern, Anna Fong, Steven Rosengard, and more; proceeds benefit Preservation Chicago.

Bird: This scenery is fly.

Word: And the traffic’s a breeze!

Bird: I can’t wait to start my migration novel when we land.

Word: Your sales are going to be sky high.

Bird: I hope so. I’m …

Splat.

Bird: ...

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays-off.

RIDE
Bike the Drive
What: Bike on car-free LSD at your own pace.
Why: It’s the wheel deal.
When: Sun., 5:30-9:45 a.m. (Must depart by 9 a.m.)
Where

As the poster child for snail mail, you write letters for any and every occasion.

Sure, you might be doing your part to support the postal service, but you’re beginning to realize the environmental implications of your paper habit are ...

There are places your nose shouldn’t go — like under the knife repeatedly or all up in your ex-con neighbor’s bizness.

And places it should. Books, for example. Here are the summer’s top upcoming reads.

Girl, Interrupted
Former Rolling Stone writer ...