Banks give most people killer headaches (long lines, annoying tellers, gross lollipops).

So what if we told you about a bank that rids you of your problems altogether?

Virginia Montgomery’s personal massage studio is set in a converted bank safe, ...

Most sisters smack each other upside the head and pull hair for sport.

Heidi Bailey and Krista White are saving the earth.

In an attempt to create ecofriendly homes for their families and finding obstacles at every turn, the siblings ...

DailyCandy and Oprah have a lot in common.

We both love Dr. Oz’s arms. We’re both sorry she touted Dr. Phil. And we both love to give things away.

In honor of this undeniable connection, DailyCandy is offering you, dear ...

Party extra hard this weekend. (It’s Viagra’s tenth anniversary.)

SEE
Dead Man’s Cell Phone
What: Sarah Ruhl’s play reveals what happens when a woman answers a lifeless stranger’s phone.
Why: Dial C for creepy.
When: Thru July ...

The team: DailyCandy scientists.
The attire: lab coats, hidden snack pockets.
The hypothesis: Not all salon folk are bitchy.

The mission: Find at least one pleasant salon in Chicagoland.

After an exhaustive search, we found Plateau Blu, a Bucktown salon ...

Did someone say spring?

SEE
I Throw Myself at Men
What: Kansas City performance artist Lilly McElroy’s photo exhibit shows her jumping into strange men’s arms.
Why: She’s a catch.
When: Thru Apr. 19. Wed.-Sat., 11 a.m.-6 ...

Be a saint this weekend.

BUY
OneDerWear
What: Disposable cotton undies meant for travel.
Why: Keep it brief.
When: You have the thong idea.
Where: Online at onederwear.com.

SEE
Standing Room Only
What: Chicago ...