Finally, August. Finally, summer. Which reminds us, it feels hot around here. Cool off with DailyCandy’s global warming lexicon.

Al-le-Gorey
n. One who represents the abstract idea of global warming and everything that goes with it.

carbon dioxride
n

You’d never let just anyone get his paws on your rack.

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Dearest Rebecca Ann Rakstad,

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Monday morning, 7 a.m. You roll out of bed, strip down to your skivvies, press play, and dance.

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