Summer’s here, and your laziness is at an all-time high. Beach lounging, daytime drinking — even your brain cells are laying out, belly up. Maybe it’s time to get into the shade.

Keep your cool with a community class offered ...

Humidity, humidity, go away. Come again another day. (No, don’t.)

SEE
Peregrine Honig’s Pretty Babies
What: Kansas City artist’s provocative drawings open Gescheidle gallery’s new space.
Why: Sitting pretty.
When: Thru July 14. Artist talk, Sat., 1-3 ...

Listen in on a convo without Sound Alibi Key Ring sound effects:

Chick: Hello?
Dude: Hey! Remember me? The guy who badgered you for your number at the bar.
Silence.
Dude: Can I persuade you to meet up for ...

Your kitchenware is at a total dead end. Sippy cups from your terrible 2s, stained spoons from college dinners gone awry.

Looks like your tabletop collection is headed the wrong direction down a one-way street.

Reverse your misfortune with Cul ...

Summer weekends. So hot right now.

DO
Venus Zine’s How Sassy Changed My Life Reading & Party
What: Authors Kara Jesella and Marisa Meltzer read from their new book about the early ’90s girls’ magazine.
Why: Glossy ...

The Rules vs. the Rules.

The you-used-to-be-afraid-to-die-alone version: Never accept a date after Wednesday.

The you-can-make-it-without-the-bastard version: Leave small mementos behind (toothbrush, favorite peanut butter) so he never gets over you.

If the latter sounds like a page from ...

Puppy really knows how to relax. Check out what got TiVoed while you were working (like a dog, of course):

Pawject Runway
Will Barbara Karant and Laura Dion-Jones Casey of Snob Hounds be in or out? In this week’s challenge, ...