The Rules vs. the Rules.

The you-used-to-be-afraid-to-die-alone version: Never accept a date after Wednesday.

The you-can-make-it-without-the-bastard version: Leave small mementos behind (toothbrush, favorite peanut butter) so he never gets over you.

If the latter sounds like a page from ...

Puppy really knows how to relax. Check out what got TiVoed while you were working (like a dog, of course):

Pawject Runway
Will Barbara Karant and Laura Dion-Jones Casey of Snob Hounds be in or out? In this week’s challenge, ...

Choose Your Adventure

You’re at the gym, in line for the water fountain (anything to keep you from exercise). The weight cage is unoccupied. Do you enter it?

If YES (confront your greatest fear: veiny chests), turn to page 2.
If ...

Looks like you’ve got a case of the fun days.

SEE
Brand upon the Brain
What: Guy Maddin’s horror/detective silent film with live narration by Crispin Glover.
Why: It’s all in your head.
When: Fri., 7:30 p.m.; ...

Regarding ice cream scoops, puppies, and orgasms: Two things are often better than one.

And just as often, two is simply not enough. Greedy grins grow wide at the thought of an extra pair of hands (for playing Wii, washing ...

Score a juicy piece of dirt, and you can’t wait to dish it out.

But making dirty dishes come clean (the funk? from the kitchen sink? it’s gross) is an entirely different story.

Distract yourself from the agony of washing ...

This weekend, it’s all about yo mama. 

BUY
The Sea and Cake 
What: Chicago band breaks four-year silence with lyrical guitar pop CD.
Why: Oh, say, can you sea?
When: Now.
Where: Dusty Groove, 1120 ...