Take it all off.

SIGN UP (to SWEAT)
Dash Fitness
What: The ladies-only boot camp hosts Get Fit for Fall, four weeks of stretching, weight training, and cardio workouts.
Why: Mention DailyCandy in the Join tab to get half off ($60; reg. $120).
When: Classes, Mon. & Wed., 6-7 a.m. & 6-7 p.m.
Where: Goar Park, 3800 University Blvd. Register online at dashtobefit.com.

CHEER
Strip Strip Hooray
What: Burlesque star Dita Von Teese brings her 90-minute variety show to Dallas for the first time as part of a three-city tour. She’s a hot little number, but there are still a few general admission tix left.
Why: Sexy fun in the summertime.
When: Thurs. Doors, 7 p.m.; show, 8 p.m.
Where: House of Blues, 2200 N. Lamar St. (214-978-2583). Tickets ($25) online at houseofblues.com.

LAUNDER (and SHOP)
Grass Roots Eco Cleaners + Market
What: A new green dry cleaner with an in-house shop selling crafts by local artisans such as Eye on the Sparrow Designs and Mustard and Plum.
Why: Thru Aug. 6, buy an eco tote bag ($26-$38) and 10 percent of the sale helps Frisco Family Services Center provide school supplies to needy children.
When: Mon-Fri., 7 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 8 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: 5999 N. Custer Rd., ste. 105, Frisco (214-618-3682).

LEARN
Fall Vegetable Gardening
What: Texas Discovery Gardens’s director of horticulture teaches the ins and outs of growing organic veggies in your backyard in time for fall harvest.
Why: You totally dig it.
When: Sat., 9 a.m.-noon.
Where: 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. (214-428-7476). Tickets ($25) online at texasdiscoverygardens.org.

SCORE
Warren Barrón Bridal Sample Sale
What: Sample-size wedding gowns by Oscar, Monique, Marchesa, and more for 40-80 percent off. Mention DailyCandy for a free glass of bubbly while you shop.
Why: Your prince has arrived, but you have nothing to wear.
When: Sun., noon-4 p.m.
Where: 53 Highland Park Village (214-526-8400).

Photo: Courtesy of Dash Fitness

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