Thanks to Pops, you got long legs and big brown eyes. If only Mom’s pasty skin could’ve skipped a generation.
Pretend it did with The Tan Traveller.
Call the mobile tanning biz, and it rolls right to your driveway (or your office, sorority house, wherever). Hop into the nifty little black tent they set up inside your digs, and a female technician customizes a vitamin-enriched formula to turn your complexion from ashen Alaskan to Grand Cayman vacation.
Strip to your skivvies (a bathing suit is fine, too) to be sprayed with a high-tech airbrush with a heated nozzle. The mixture dries as it’s applied, so you can get dressed right away — and get back to that episode of The New Girl (or that meeting with your boss, study session, whatever).
Skip the shower for at least six hours, and your tan should last seven to ten days.
That sounds fair.
The Tan Traveller (214-739-9826 or thetantraveller.com), $40-$50.
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