So we’ve been old.

SHOP
Dallas Vintage Clothing and Jewelry Show
What: The founder of Chicago’s North Shore Flea takes a stab at Texas, hosting a market with clothing and jewelry from Victorian days to the ’80s with a mix of vendors from around the country.
Why: You’ll spring for treasures.
When: Fri., 3-8 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Grapevine Convention Center, 1209 S. Main St., Grapevine. Entry is $8 at the door; shop before the show starts for $20.

TASTE
Dinner at Bread Winners
What: The brunch staple debuts a new supper menu that includes breakfast-inspired dishes such as pan-fried chicken and waffles and ham Benedict on a croissant.
Why: Beats a bowl of Cheerios any day.
When: Uptown, Thurs., 5-10 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 5-11 p.m.; Sun., 5-9 p.m.; Inwood Village, Thurs.-Sat., 5-10 p.m.; Sun., 5-9 p.m.
Where: 3301 McKinney Ave. (214-754-4940); 5560 W. Lovers Ln., Inwood Village (214-351-3339).

Tillamook Burger Week
What: The famous cheese co. teams up with five area restaurants to dish limited-edition cheeseburgers (most creative goes to Twisted Root’s horseradish mustard, sharp cheddar, and cayenne pepper).
Why: Post a pic of yourself enjoying your burger to Tillamook’s Facebook page or tweet a picture to @tillamookcheese with #burgerweek by midnight on Mar. 24 to be entered to win $25 toward food at one of the participating restos.
When: Thru Mar. 24.
Where: TABC, Twisted Root Burger Co., Victor Tangos, Lee Harvey’s, and Neighborhood Services Tavern.

DANCE
Red Lights
What: Far East meets downtown Dallas at the four-level, opium den-inspired nightlife venue that houses a dance club, VIP area, rooftop patio, art gallery, and even a tattoo parlor.
Why: No, that’s not the vodka. Those really are life-size, fire-breathing horses and pulsating tunes chiming from indoor water features.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 1217 Main St. (214-748-2899). Cover charge is $20.

Photo: Sew Ripped / Flickr