“I want it in hot pink right now!”

Latest It-girl tantrum? Recent celebrity outburst? Aspen-bound trophy wife in search of Uggs?

Try the 5-year-old next door. (The spoiled one whose limited-edition Louis Vuitton Technomarine sparkles on her wrist.)

Label-hungry moms may be clamoring for pint-size versions of the season’s designer must-haves, but some of us would rather not foster the creation of a mini Paris Hilton. That’s why there’s Kule. Creator Nikki Kule is inspired by her own kids, places like Nantucket, root beer, and ’80s prep-school chic. From wooly Fair Isles to fur-trimmed parkas, Kule is the perfect way to walk the line between kid-tastic and kid-spicuous consumption.

Now to persuade little Zsa Zsa to throw a peacoat over that mink bikini …

Available online at kuleshop.com.