Your clothes are scared.

Can you blame them? Your closet has a certain Bermuda Triangle feel.

You know you saw your polka-dot top in there at one point. And you’re pretty sure your not-so-skinny Sevens were shoved toward the back. But damn if you can find them now.

You can bring in a search-and-rescue party. Or you can ring up Delisa Kelley, also known as the closet doctor. She arrives at your door armed with new hangers and the philosophy that your closet should resemble a showroom — so you’ll love browsing in it. She’ll sweep through your space, toss what needs to go while making a list of your must-haves, and fill in the blanks with a little personal shopping.

Kelley even creates a photo brag book of your outfits, so you won’t freeze up when you get a hot date or a big interview on short notice. Finally, a place your clothes will be proud to call home.

And, more importantly, one they can hope to emerge from unharmed.

Delisa Kelley (214-893-8215).