Having a chocolate-smeared face isn’t nearly as endearing today as it was back when you were a kid.

And yet every time you indulge, the signs are all too obvious.

At Riviera Spa, they won’t pshaw your messy chocolate ways. In fact, their chocolate body treatments pay homage to them.

Like the 60-minute, heat-sealing chocolate paraffin body wrap ($65), an envelope of cocoa powder and raspberry chocolate truffle oil. Or the 80-minute chocolate cake pedicure ($80), which includes a 20-minute chocolate massage, mud mask, and — no joke — a slice of chocolate cake.

Sweetness on the inside, sweetness on the outside. Sweetness just about everywhere you can take it.

Just the way you like your chocolate.

Available at Riviera Spa, 4445 Travis Street, Uptown (214-521-2112).