There are those unfortunate people who lack a sense of style.

Perhaps they could be banished to a land filled with the uncoordinated and over-accessorized.

Whoa! Call off the fascist fashion police. Hasn’t Vegas suffered enough?

Rather, put your mob mentality to good use and tell your stylistically challenged friends about Calypso’s online boutique. The shop, known for its astute clothing collection, is now open for e-commerce, featuring owner/designer Christiane Celle’s ethereal line of tops, skirts, dresses, bikinis, sarongs, candles, shoes, and accessories.

How, you ask, will Lil’ Miss No Taste know what to wear with her beaded skirt? Calypso has idiot-proofed the site with a helpful “purchase it with” section, which offers suggestions on shoes, tops, and accessories to flatter any look. Some folks don’t need such help (you’ve been visualizing the perfect cotton embroidered kurta since January), so the site’s “swatch” feature, which provides a close-up view of fabric colors and textures, ensures the real sarong matches the one in your head.

So you can focus on more important things.

Like ridding the world of bad hair.

Available online at calypso-celle.com.