Handbags clutter your closet floor like a girly game of 52 Pickup.

But you’re no mall trawler. When it comes to clutches, totes, and pocketbooks, you spurn the hive mind, choosing craft over commercial-ism every time.

Cahoots handbags keep it real. Made from limited supplies of colorful vintage fabrics and off-the-wall textiles (like German mattress ticking or Airstream trailer upholstery), each trapezoidal design is one of only a few and individually named. Carry the whimsical Yippie Yay when you feel like bucking the system. Spark some inner confidence when facing mass-produced goods with the bold Titan. Or take the funky Punjabi Cabstand when traveling to faraway places unpolluted by The Man.

You’ll feel totally connected to your creativity while being perfectly accessorized. An exact match.

Almost like it was in the cards.

Available at Krimson & Klover, 3111 Cole Avenue, Uptown (214-871-2334).