June 24, 2005

Bra and Order

Loretta's Intimates

Mosquito bites. Raisins on an ironing board. Teeny-tiny tatas.

All phrases thoughtlessly flung at flat-chested classmates during your cruel and well-endowed preteen years.

Karma’s a bitch, huh? Being stacked has proven to have its drawbacks — like the need for ever-more-supportive underthings. (Damn you, gravity!)

Luckily, Loretta’s Intimates has your back — and your front. The practiced ladies at this Plano boutique specialize in fit. They can appraise your assets with scientific precision and recommend for your golden girls an assortment of styles (seamless, sleep, soft-cup, sports) from a variety of comfortable lines — like Wacoal, Aubade, Fantasie of England, Chantelle, and Le Mystère.

With sizes up to 48I, the store ensures that no one’s cup runneth over. And the staff tends every bosom with friendliness and discretion.

Two things you could have used a bit more of in your callous youth.

Loretta’s Intimates, 721 North Central Expressway, at Plano Parkway, in the Container Store shopping center, Plano (972-633-9100 or lorettasintimates.com).