Evil Stepmother: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Ugh! Enough, already!
Evil Stepmother: Come on, Mirror. Just one more time.
Mirror: You’ve got a problem, lady. No one should check her reflection as often as you do.
Evil Stepmother: I can quit anytime I want.
Mirror: Might I suggest, oh, Evil One, that you get a Daydreams mirror by artist Jason Miller? It’ll make you feel beautiful on the outside and the inside. Each contains an imprint of an earthy scene like a serene beach sunset or a dense winter forest. When you gaze into it, the printed image merges with your reflected one, transporting you to an imaginary place where all your dreams can come true.
Evil Stepmother: Why, Mirror, you’ve changed my life. The Daydreams mirror is even more magical than you. I hardly ever feel evil these days. But enough about me. What have you been up to?
Mirror: Oh, you know. Silently reflecting.
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