Your abs are toned, your muscles tight, and your tetons grand. All naturally, if you do say so yourself.

Trouble is, your derriere is as flat as a pancake.

But before you give in to a pair of J.Lo inserts, check out FRx Perfection Jeans. Each pair (in straight or boot cut) is strategically designed to lift, separate, and enhance your bum — much like your favorite bra. A built-in nylon and Lycra insert with an O-shaped cutout guides your backside’s fullness into a perky formation. Two support bands lift the cheeks to give you an even better fit.

And say you’re packing too much fanny. The jeans minimize your load by erasing any evidence of cellulite or panty line. It’s a butt lift (or reducer) minus the dangerous anesthesia, weeks of recovery, and the painful knowledge that you succumbed to the knife.

Which is hardly how you should treat one of your best assets.

Available at Jean Connection, 5926 West Northwest Highway (214-691-7894); YaYa’s Boutique, The Shops at Legacy, 7200 Bishop Road, Plano (972-473-9995).