Having egg on your face isn’t generally considered a good thing.

But having it all over your body? A different story entirely.

Assuming, of course, the eggs in question are those used in the caviar body cocoon at Escape Spa & Salon. It’s an indulgent, all-natural way to cleanse and detoxify — and get a little taste of the good life.

First, you’ll sip on a glass of champagne during a decadent 30-minute whirlpool soak. Then you’re exfoliated head to toe with a specially blended caviar and champagne salt scrub.

Once the luxurious mixture’s vitamin E and antioxidants rid you of dead skin and impurities, you’ll get a shower and warm towels. You’re then wrapped in relaxing heated packs before being sent on your way without a worry in the world.

You won’t even care if the yolk’s on you.

Escape Spa & Salon, 2556 Lillian Miller Pkwy., Denton (940-382-6200 or escapespadenton.com).