It’s a sad but unavoidable truth: You and your chores don’t belong in the same universe.

The garbage causes a gag reflex. Dusting irritates your allergies. And doing the dishes makes your soft, supple hands look like an alligator’s back.

Get over yourself — and invest in a pair of couture dish gloves. A modern-day twist on old-school rubber mitts, these puppies have a stylish, pleated cuff. They come in various prints (polka dots, gingham, and floral) and fun colors like blue, yellow, and pink.

Not only will they prevent dry, irritated skin, but they might just get you excited about washing pots and pans. Next thing you know, you may find yourself joyfully sorting the laundry and busting a move with the vacuum cleaner.

That’s the nifty-looking contraption hidden in your hall closet.

Available online at shopintuition.com.