When did you jump on the useless objects bandwagon? With Kiss bubblegum card mania in ’78? Plastic Smurfs in ’82? Beanie Babies in ’95? (Definitely your high point.)

Then vintage madness began in ’01. And now your home (closet, storage unit, car trunk) can no longer hold your latest fixation: antique wares.

What a relief, then, that you can keep Ornamental Things’ jewelry around your neck, on your wrist, or on your earlobes. The line of old-meets-new necklaces, earrings, and bracelets combines the classic (recycled wood beads, gold-tone metal chains) with the modern (glass beads, sterling silver wire). Each design mixes and matches the two worlds with ease: Witness the dazzling, cobalt blue necklace made with costume jewelry, or the striking cinnabar earrings.

Many of Ornamental Things’ pieces are one-of-a-kind or have a limited production (five to nine pieces). And you can always send their designers your latest antique-shop find and have it transformed into something not only totally collectable but completely wearable.

You’ll never be able to do that with your Gene Simmons #30.

Available online at ornamentalthings.com.