Dear A-list Starlet,

You say you’re just a regular person. A gal next door, a simple lass.

And though you didn’t look like an everyday girl when you hopped off the private plane or when you threw Cristal on you-know-who’s extensions, there’s finally some proof to back up your claims.

As it turns out, like any living, breathing, peanut butter-and-jelly-loving lady, you have a thing for Jelessy jeans. You wore them at the grocery store. You wore them to your BFF’s birthday party. And you’ve always got a few pairs packed just in case you’ve got to jet.

You probably love them for the awesome color options. This summer you did neon pink, shocking orange, Glowstick yellow, and electric green, to name a few. Now you’ve got your eye on autumnal shades of merlot, pumpkin, persimmon, and coffee. And the butt-lifting and thigh-slimming effect helps year-round, no matter what shape you’re in.

So let’s all take a step back and realize that we’re not so different from one another.

No matter what your bodyguards believe.

Available online at jelessycollection.com.