October 18, 2005

The Bum Wrap

Confiserie Lingerie

You’re soooo proud of that perfect little rump of yours. Always standing on tiptoe and doing squats in random places just to keep it looking top-notch.

So what’s the deal with those saggy granny panties you’ve grown so attached to?

You need to get your little peach into some Confiserie lingerie. Like the adorable briefs that match the colorful hand-screened cotton tanks with pencil drawings of ships, hearts, birds, falling leaves, and, er, a boxing match.

There’s also a line of boy shorts and sweet tie-front bras and cropped camisoles in girly hues like fuchsia, mint, and periwinkle. Bottoms are cut high in the back and have no elastic, which means there’s less bunching.

Which set to choose? No matter; they’re all ready to start working their magic on your tush.

Because Granny’s long overdue for retirement.

Available online at confiserielingerie.com.