Jell-O shots on the fairway. Slamming beers on the green. Doing keg stands at the 18th.

Tiger Woods you’re not.

Which means there’s absolutely no shame in being seen in a custom-made golf cart from Luxurycarts.com. The Hawaii-based dealer sells basic Club Car models tricked out like flashy Hummers, Buick Lucernes, and Cadillac Escalades.

Each cart comes with a bevy of standard features, such as headlights, turn signals, and side mirrors. Options like chrome rims, hard tops, and leather seats can be yours for a few extra C-notes.

The price for such luxury is steep: up to $28,000 steep. And driving one won’t improve your game.

But at least you’ll look good.

Go get ’em, Tiger.

Luxury Carts (866-77-CARTS or luxurycarts.com).