December 12, 2005

Let It Faux

Snow Recycling Machine

A white Christmas in the Lone Star State?

Sure. The same winter hell freezes over.

But at least your Christmas tree can escape such regional biases with a snow recycling machine. Just attach the blower tube to your artificial tannenbaum (yes, it has to be fake — but, heck, that just adds to the miraculousness of the illusion) and turn it on. Faux snow gently shoots out from the top and showers down like the real deal.

Once it reaches the ground, it’s automatically collected and sent right back up. It’s the perfect way to finally have the winter wonderland of your Southern dreams.

And say to hell with geography.

Available online at smarthome.com.