Dallas - February 24, 2006

Putting on the Ritz

Cracker Thrower

Look on the bright side.

Yes, Torino may have been a bust for the spoon-on-the-nose race (lousy Canadian judges), but Beijing’s right around the corner.

And we’ve already discovered the sport that’s going to take the summer Olympics by storm: cracker throwing.

That’s right. And you’ll owe your place on the podium to the Crazie Cracker. Developed by a Fort Worth company, this wafer flinger’s made to hurl small, round, flat objects high into the air.

Just hold onto the grip, load up a Ritz, and let ’er rip. The wafer soars into the heavens, which makes it ideal for the trained skeet shooter, avid seagull feeder, or all-around sports enthusiasts ready to take their skills to the next level.

After a few years of intense training, that Olympic medal will be more than a sparkle in your eyes.

And who knows?

All that glitter might even mean the gold.

Available online at crackerthrower.com.