Two girls walk into a dressing room …
Yeah, yeah, your closet is no laughing matter. But that sordid collection of bolo ties, rhinestone fanny packs, and faux fur garter belts is more bad punch line than clever one-liner.
Take your delivery from flat to memorable with a pair from Goldenbleu. The clever leathersmiths who make the super-soft handbags you so love have launched a collection of just-as-dazzling footwear.
Your new favorites will include the darling Malibu wedge with a stacked heel and the elegant Sonoma flat. Both come in beautifully subdued colors (like dark gray, cognac, and taupe) with intricate details like sweet metal studs and delicate stitching.
Now when people try to mock your avant-garde taste, just flash them one of your oh-so-stylish feet.
And the joke will finally be on them.
Available online at goldenbleu.com.