Wow. That’s a mighty big ax you’re grinding there.
All because your neighbor’s professionally done, Ewok-inspired Christmas lights extravaganza got the first-place ribbon for Best Original Holiday Display. And your visionary Dukes of Hazzard installation (complete with General Lee topiary) was stuck with a lousy honorable mention.
Instead of waiting until next winter to serve your revenge cold, let some beneficial nematodes avenge the slight (and return your home to its rightful dignity). These microscopic worms burrow their way into the larva of more than 250 soil-dwelling insects (like fleas, flies, and ants) and kill harmful garden pests within two weeks.
The teeny nematodes are captured in clumps of dirt, which you mix with water before tossing onto your grassy patches.
In no time, you’ll have a healthy, organic, chemical-free, plant-safe lawn.
And the hottest, greatest yard on the block. No matter what the season.
Available at Marshall Grain Co., 2224 East Lancaster, Fort Worth (817-536-5836 or marshallgrain.com).