You may write the songs that make the whole world sing.

But your contributions to the literary community need work. So while your equally talented peers (Simon Cowell, David Hasselhoff, and Bart Simpson) cash in with biographies, your inability to coin a phrase has left your story in a lurch.

Help has arrived, courtesy of Life Scribe. Glenda Vosburgh, personal historian and assistant managing editor of a local business magazine, will write your entire history for much less than you’d pay a Hollywood ghostwriter.

Just tell her how you’d like your legacy shared with the world. A one-hour recorded interview with one or two people? Easy. A letter to your children? No problem. A full-blown 350-page memoir including one round of editing? Perfect.

Vosburgh conducts all of the interviews with you and your family members. She’ll even take care of the graphics, photos, and printing, to create a tome that will leave your mark on generations to come.

Which should be music to your ears.

Life Scribe (972-578-1824 or yourlifescribe.com).