You may speak no evil and hear no evil.
But you see plenty of it every day when you look in the mirror at your neglected skin, ravaged by forces of darkness (and sunlight and allergens and airborne devils).
Bliss to the rescue. The massive spa, which finally opens today in the hotly anticipated W Hotel, features a mani-pedi lounge and nail stations with personal plasma TVs, DVD players, and headsets.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Bliss is really famous for cutesy (and killer) signature treatments like Quadruple Thighpass (an intense anticellulite treatment), Hangover Herbie (a post-partying facial), and Full Monty (a bare-all Brazilian wax).
Can’t wait to see what the fuss is about? Then hop to it: The first 100 DailyCandy readers who show up at the spa with a copy of this e-mail will receive either a product gift basket or free spa services.
After a few trips, your skin’s unpleasantness will be a thing of the past. Your sight can rest easy.
And you can quit all that monkeying around.
Bliss Spa at the W, 2440 Victory Park Lane, 16th floor (214-953-6200 or blissworld.com).