Let’s just hope that, despite popular lore, you are not what you eat.
Because you’d look more like a lard-soaked tater tot than a human being after that late-night trip to the drive-thru.
To play it safe, it’s probably best to overhaul your greasy image with Foodfightgrocery.com. All of the Portland-based grocer’s foods are strictly vegan, meaning there’s no bone-char-refined sugar, honey, or other animal by-products in the tasty edibles it sells.
The handpicked selection includes slightly modified versions of your favorite dishes like veggie ribs, nondairy nacho cheese dip, and organic peanut butter cups. There are even complete sections for crazy exotic dishes (yum, preservative-free haggis!), baked goods, and candy.
And once you catch the vegan spirit, you’ll want to spread the word. That is, if you can put down your new favorite yogurt-glazed donut holes.
Which you might want to do before you start resembling one.
Available online at foodfightgrocery.com.