You can’t ignore the 10,000-pound elephant in the room any longer. The long-awaited (and secretly anticipated) two-story Barneys New York opens today in NorthPark — just steps away from the competition.

And, shopping loyalties aside, we know you’re just as curious as the next fashion junkie to discover what makes these doors different than those that closed here in the ’90s. So allow us to satisfy your curiosity by giving you the rundown on the amenities, up-and-comers, and tried-and-true favorites you won’t want to miss.

First, there’s the on-site concierge, who can book theater tickets, find dinner reservations, or even tell you where to get the best ice cream in town.

We also love the personal shopping areas for men and women designed by interior genius (and creative director Simon Doonan’s S.O.) Jonathan Adler, replete with a wall-mounted brass hippo head (for the guys) and a mirrored stage (for the ladies).

Try cult favorite This Works, by former British Vogue beauty editor Kathy Phillips. Making its debut in the states exclusively at Barneys, the line consists of nineteen products specially blended to give bliss to various parts of the body. Or opt for a handmade fragrance from the legendary pour-to-order Le Labo, made exclusively for Dallas.

Women’s Co-Op on the second floor features fall’s best, like the flowy, scoop-neck dress by Vena Cava; a velvet dress with quilted details by Daryl K-189 & Co-Op; and sultry velvet mini by Jovovich-Hawk.

All of which are perfect for your romps about town. Even after all these years.

Because, you know, an elephant never forgets.

Barneys New York, NorthPark Center, 8687 North Central Expressway (469-221-4700 or barneys.com).