November 13, 2006

Let It Ride

The Geek-a-Cycle

Looking for proof you’ve hit the big time? Just as your title and responsibilities have expanded during your meteoric rise up the corporate ladder, so has your waistline.

What a relief then that the Geek-a-Cycle appreciates your strong work ethic and your desire to eradicate those love handles. Part workstation, part stationary bike, this clever invention allows you to pedal while at the computer.

Now you can spend a full day simultaneously crunching numbers and calories without breaking a sweat. Which means those morning donuts with your pals in the mailroom are worked off by the time you’re power lunching with upper management in the afternoon.

The low-impact exercise increases your heart rate and blood oxygen levels, so your brain works better. The result? Better work and more promotions.

Because the only thing you want to increase is the bottom line.

And not, er, your bottom.

Available online at slimgeek.com.