Attention, melodramatic types: Even on the worst days, your life probably doesn’t qualify as a Shakespearean tragedy. That said, shouting “Out, damn’d spot!” to your stubborn stains is perfectly understandable.

Even more understandable? Getting thyself to Dee & Hattie Specialty Cleaners. Loretta Malone’s an expert in the ancient art of hand washing garments and holds the secrets to mixing fabrics and chemicals to achieve maximum cleanliness.

The technique works miracles on washable and dry-clean-only items (like wools and men’s suits). And because Malone knows whether an item can be popped into the dryer or has to lay it flat for a while, you never have to worry.

She can even remove many 100-year-old stains without damaging the fabric. The secret? A temperature-controlled sink filled with an oxygen-activated bleach that works magic on stains.

Most pieces can take two weeks to clean. Which is bound to spark some complaints.

But, given the results, we think thou wouldst be protesting too much.

Dee & Hattie Specialty Cleaners, 6147 Sherry Lane, North Dallas (214-361-0557).