Pity the airport security officer.

Because, let’s be honest, is there really any way to tell a banana from a cleverly disguised weapon without actually copping a feel? We think not.

Too bad you’re not traveling through the Lifestyle Fashion Terminal (otherwise known as LFT). Opening tomorrow in Victory Park, this highly anticipated 30,000-square-foot megastore is the latest brainchild of retail genius Ort Varona (of Premium 93 and Octane fame).

The men’s and women’s sections — filled with edgy fashions like Z Zegna, Chip & Pepper, and Diane von Furstenberg — are currently open. But the cafe, salon, and kids’ area are promised for late May. Until then, everyone’s welcome to take home the sleek Dune furniture that outfits the second-floor VIP lounge, where you can enjoy a cocktail.

Of course, there’s still LFT security to contend with.

But at least you’re flying friendlier skies.

LFT, 2350 Victory Park Lane, Victory Park (214-635-2150 or mylft.com).