Portraying your sample sale-induced back injury as the result of intense Buddha-like meditation is quite an Oscar-worthy performance.

Although a proper acceptance speech would thank myopractic therapist Debra Williams for finding and fixing your pain using an intense form of deep tissue massage to release contracted muscles (which can lead to injury and misalignment).

Once she diagnoses your problem (by sizing up your posture and taking some quick measurements), Williams rubs, pushes, and pulls whatever area needs the most attention to cure your ills (like migraines, TMJ, and back injuries).

Her goal is to balance your body for well-being, so sessions can last up to 90 minutes. But at least you’ll leave with less stress, better posture, and maybe even a few extra inches.

And that’s no act.

Debra Williams (214-893-5167).